Comments on: 5 Ways To Spot A Gay Mormon

By: April

April — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:45:58 +0000

Is it just me, or do all the married Mormon guys I know seem so feminine? It’s really rediculous. Flat ironed hair, skinny, pretty….these are the types of guys I tend to see. (Think David Archuleta) Does that mean they are gay? Or just metrosexual? Is this a good way to spot the gay Mormons, or are they just wannabes? lol

By: JeyWalker

JeyWalker — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:28:14 +0000

This list is too accurate – though there are more obvious signs (wink wink!)

By: Cliff

Cliff — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:42:11 +0000

@WNMNU – Don’t worry. Yes, it is a satirical post.

@Kengo B. – We’re lucky if we have a white board in EQ, much less centerpieces….

@SallyG. – That’s actually kind of awesome.

By: worried non mormon native utahn

worried non mormon native utahn — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:57:01 +0000

I hope that was a joke!!!
Gay people are first and foremost. . . People.

By: SallyGirl

SallyGirl — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:23:48 +0000

It’s not just singles wards that they make up callings for. We’ve got “Hall Monitor” to make sure those primary escapees really are going to the bathroom instead of ducking out. We’ve also got “Primary Floater” who just fills in whenever somebody doesn’t show up.

By: MoHoHawaii

MoHoHawaii — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:04:41 +0000

These are great.

By: Silus Grok

Silus Grok — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:54:18 +0000

Hehe.

By: Kengo Biddles

Kengo Biddles — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:20:27 +0000

Or Sunday School Presidents, or Members of the Bishopric (Abelard), or HP Group leaders (a guy I know). Yes, Yes, indeed. Those nefarious gays are making inroads into our faith! What’s next? CENTERPIECES in Priesthood?